microcomets:

microcomets:

sometimes I let my dog sleep on my bed and sometimes when I try to go to sleep i open my eyes and she’s just smiling at me like the biggest fuckin idiot, like I’m the best thing since sliced bread, and god I just really love my dog

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jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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tea-and-tumblr:

snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"

How I feel when I see college freshmen these days

whatshouldwecallme:

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intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo